Livin' in Spokane by The Trailer Park Girls

My Girl, she makes me so happy
Sometimes we ride the bus downtown with our friends
We watch old men blowing their noses on the sidewalks

My girl, she dresses so snappy
Black leather and handcuffs chained to her waist
Sometimes we go and scam the tourists up in the skywalks
Ain't life great livin' in Spokane?
*in Spokane*
No complaints livin' in Spokane.
*in Spokane*

Where the weather's fine
and the sun is shining
and the grass is green
and the river's clean
and another sex offender moved into my neighborhood

Yeah yeah yeah
We're not cool like Seattle
Don't got a big needle shooting up into space
We keep all our culture in the yogurt at Safeway
*Spokane*

Our cops are always smilin'
They wave at the kids shooting hoops at the park
If you're black and you drive
You're gonna get pulled over
*in Spokane*

Ain't life great, livin' in Spokane?
*spokane*
No complaints, livin' in spokane.
*in spokane*

Where the weather's fine
and the sun is shining
and the grass is green
and the river's clean
and another smelly biker just opened up a new meth lab.
*Spokane, in Spokane*

Ain't life great, livin' in spokane?
No complaints, livin' in Spokane.

Where the weather's fine
and the sun is shining
and the grass is green
and the river's clean
And another neo-nazi just bombed Planned Parenthood
*Spokane, in Spokane*

Yeah,

My Girl, she makes me so happy
Sometimes we ride the bus downtown with our friends
We watch old men blowing their noses on the sidewalks

*Spokane*

We've got South Hill snobs
*in Spokane*
We've got the Hillyard dogs
*in Spokane*
We got the westside plains
*In Spokane*
The Valley wants to break away from
*Spokane*
You can get a Dick's burger
*in Spokane*
Yeah, there's been another murder
*in Spokane*
We got the Lilac's bloomin'
*in Spokane*
They found human bones in a furnace in
*Spokane*
We once had an Expo in
*spokane*
I think it's time we got over it
*spokane*
We get alot of snow in
*Spokane*
and things move pretty slow in
*spokane*
Yeah we're stuck in line at costco
*in Spokane*
Just a little west of idaho
Yeah, we're spokane
Spokane, Washington.